猪八嫂

我们这儿有位食堂的助手阿嫂整天和我一样板着个黑脸。

“一个整天脸臭臭的人背后可能有着她的辛酸史吧？”

我排对买食物的时候心里是这样有感而发的想的。

但是，她却对我前面的那位英俊男生笑了，而且笑得裂开了黄黄的牙齿（最近比较注意别人的牙）。

男生给了她一张大钞，她嗲声嗲气的告诉男生说没零钱找，还问男生是否会再来光顾，如果是就待下回来时才付账吧！结果男生还是掏了零钱给她，她又嗲声腼腆的说“我喜欢零钱啦！”

站在男生后面的我原本也握着张大钞，看到这种情形也赶紧从口袋里挖了零钱好给她，岂料轮到我时她又是黑着个脸，即使我给她的是零钱。。。

然后我向她要了叁岜辣椒，她竟狠狠地蹬了我一眼，接着情不甘意不愿地把那罐密藏在冰箱里的辣椒“砰”的一声放到我面前。

这180 度的转变让我对她的心理状况产生了一点兴趣，我想知道我什么地方开罪她了呀？

于是我坐在一旁观察着：发现了她虽然一般是保持着黑脸，但是对着某些男人，尤其年轻或长得稍微可以的男人她是以笑脸迎人的，而且态度就是那样180度的转变：比如大多数人向她讨点汁淋饭时，她都有怨言，但对‘某些’男生她会自动问“要不要淋汁”！噁!

结论：

原来猪八戒在这偏僻的山丘上留了个后人哦！


（以上所提属真人真事，若有开罪言语乃本人之罪过，善哉善哉。）

房子，抱歉！

亲爱的房子

离开大学宿舍时开始

已盼哪年哪月哪一日

领取钥匙当上你主子

日盼夜盼盼到你

原有一脑子主意

把你设成度假休闲地

然装潢虽不算华丽

但琐碎事项一点滴

预算时候做统计

费用竟是一大笔

今年口袋不争气

频频受挫遭打击

装修预算需调低

计划无奈得放弃

未能如愿实可惜

说声抱歉对不起

往后相处日子里

慢慢尽力补偿你

愿你让我好歇息

保持家中常和气

若能于我愿足矣

感谢上帝感谢你！

吞下去

嚼食牙会痛
牙痛嚼不动
纵使牙没用
肚子不能空

吞下去
唯有吞下去：
青菜肉类或豆米
整片整块或整粒
一件一件吞下去


即使会便秘
乐可舒一粒
应该没问题

吞下去

身处黑洞中
受困飞不动
挣扎亦没用
口袋不能空

吞下去
唯有吞下去：
不平无理或怨气
所有一切不如意
一样一样吞下去

闭上眼，免得眼睛会刺痛
塞住耳，事不关己不要懂
别开腔，免得声音太激动
关心门，别让心情更沉重

吞下去
一日一日熬下去。。。

My Tooth Sayang! Ouch ! Ouch! Ouch!

Oh Tooth Sayang !
Why are you so garang!

What have you been cracking?
That sent your walls wrecking?

Causing pain that stretches from jaw to ear
Turning the joy of makan into torture

Sayang, be prepared for this blow:
Your root and nerve will have to go
A protective crown will be put on but even so,
my sayang, your survival rate is low

Without the cracks, it'd be 90% success rate
Now, just a mere 50%, the rest is up to fate

I can't take it if an implant is eventually still required
I can't bear it, to see my sayang kena extracted

So, sayang, stand strong, beneath the crown
Don't add to my face another frown

Life has been frustrating enough
So, cells, organs, bones, teeth, you must be tough

Stay healthy to keep the docs and dentists away
Forking out the fees, sigh! is no child's play
Consultation & x-ray is $108 today
Pulpectomy tomorrow another $150 to pay
That's still not counting the root canal that's gonna be in $.??.K
Looks like my pockets too, will soon decay !


屋漏偏逢连夜雨
Lamenting while waiting in pain for 2hrs for pulpectomy, the pain relief treatment. Sadly after 2 hrs, i still don't get a slot. As i've got to get back to the dungeon, i''ve no choice but to go back for the pulpectomy tomorrow. I was told the earliest date available for the root canal treatment is one and a half months later and if i were a subsidised patient, i might even have to wait for a year or so!!! Looking at the number of people waiting this morning to see the dentists at the national dental center,(many are youths), i think an intensive education on oral health is urgently required in our school curriculum

四川的朋友们！加油啊！

下午在公车上看到了我们这儿为四川地震灾民筹款的片断-

节目名称: 让爱川流不息

场地：室内

艺人装扮：白色的T-shirt素装打扮

节目气氛：台上的表演项目和气氛都是较哀伤感人的，台下的观众静静的坐在椅上，时不时泛着泪光或留着眼泪看表演

捐款方式：观众播热线艺人接听
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晚上回到家看到中港台艺人联手在香港为四川的地震灾民筹款的片断-

节目名称：演艺界512关爱行动

场地：户外

艺人装扮：黑色的T-shirt素装打扮

节目气氛：台上的项目是较激励、抱希望的，气氛是热闹中带一点点喜悦的。台下观众席地而坐挥舞着莹光棒，为艺人也为灾民打气

捐款方式：观众播热线艺人接听

听说在成都也举行了类似中港台艺人联手参预的大型筹款晚会：‘以生命的名义’

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几个即相似又带不同气氛的大型筹款节目， 异曲同工，筹到巨额款项。

四川的朋友们：

世界各地的华人们都在关心着你们，各方人士有钱出钱有力出力的想尽点心意，让灾民们能早点重建家园，让孤儿们能好好的活下来。

天灾冷酷，人间却有温情。望你们好好坚强的活下来！

今天是中国的儿童节， 祝所有灾区里活过来的孩子们往后坚强、健康、快乐地走完他们的人生！

Dread

Away......and Free...

from stress, from work,
from irritating sounds and faces that irk

from things that might provoke anger
from issues that might raise my temper ...

Yea, thank God for past 11days break,
even though i was running around for my new home's sake.

No complaints, busy, indeed i was,
it's all for a worthwhile cause .

What's worth doing is worth doing well
What's not, can go to hell.

The short vacation has, alas, come to a close
It's time to return to the dungeon, to where i dread most........


据说麻雀若被关在笼子里,不出几天将会自尽身亡 。再大的笼子也装不下小小麻雀向往自由不甘被困的心。。。我。。连只麻雀亦不如。

喂！上面那个总爱吟吟嗔嗔的！是不应该感恩：至少有份工打有条命活着有个版位让你无病呻吟着？

Must Try !

At a time when food prices have escalated to an all time high, i did not expect to find any kind of value meal in an air conditioned food court in a crowded shopping mall where rental figures are astronomical . So when i chanced upon this stall with set meals priced at $4, $4.5 and $5, i was pleasantly surprised.

The menu has various combinations of either rice or rice noodles with a hotpot soup and a plate of either fish fillet, beef , pork or meat balls.

i decided to give it a try and ordered a set of hotpot soup noodles with fried fish fillet.

And , i was really delighted with what i got: (wish i had a camera to take a pic)

the hotpot soup came with smooth springy rice noodles that really please the palates, surrounded by a significant amount of enoki mushroom , green leafy veg, large pieces of black fungi, tomatoes, carrots and half a hard boiled egg in a milky broth using minced meat, milk and soya beans as base. The accompanying dish was another generous serving of 2 thick pieces of freshly fried tasty fish fillet served with mayonaise and chilli sauce.

All the above for ---$4 and if you pay with the food court prepaid card like me, it's only $3.60 !!! Plus bonus : a very well mannered, helpful foreign talent counterstaff who provided excellent service. Where to find?

Taiwanese Cuisine stall at the K***tiam in Tampines Mall